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[vampireheart]

como esta todo muendo si puendo i vivada la forums pata cy persona pwent postal manus

[Soulstripper]

whatasudpasu theduslamlu fucKadumalo?

[TheNtrz]

translation:

Vampireheart wrote:

Today I had the most embarrassing moment of my life(involves naked pokerap) I woke up this morning and I found myself to be all alone. I figured I'd be alone for a while so I go into the living room, strip naked, pop in 2 B A Master, and play Pokemon Battle Revolution. It's all going swimmingly until it hits the pokerap, I can't control myself when it plays and I have to sing along. I get through almost of all of the song without incident but then it gets to right before the Charmeleon verse. Now if you know the song you know right before that there is a very impassioned YEAH. I thought it would be a good idea to jump up and do a 360 uppercut. I throw my controller in the air and begin my jump screaming "YEAH". You know when really horrible things are happening to you and time slows down? It did. 1/4 through my jump I see my mom, sister, and two brothers staring at me with their jaws dropped. They're so close it feels like my cock is about to smack my mom in the lips. At this point my controller deemed it necessary to drop on my fucking head, so instead of covering up my junk I start to hop around screaming obscenities, and my cock n' balls are flopping around everywhere. All the while this is going on the pokerap is finishing up. It sucked.

[UncleDave]

wow what a day vamp

[Purple Storm]

lma cock smack his mom in the lips ahahahahahahahahahaha

[cryoss]

vampireheart wrote:

como esta todo muendo si puendo i vivada la forums pata cy persona pwent postal manus

[Soulstripper]

at the cat

[vampireheart]

penda to madrea ok btw talking soanish